Crush: *Walks towards me with a huge smile*
Me: Omg, what if he’s finally noticing me?!
Me: What if he asks me out?!
Me: Omfg I can see it now. We’ll be sitting in his car talking about our awesome music tastes, until he slowly starts to lean in. A beautiful relationship will blossom. We’re going to leave the country and fly to Paris as he slowly falls deeper and deeper in love with me. He’ll eventually be so madly in love that he can’t help but marry me. He’ll propose to me with a song and we’re going to have 5 kids. Omg, I wonder what their names will be. Holy shit I need to start thinking of names!!!! What if I’m in fucking labor and still haven’t picked a name?! He’ll never love me again!
Me: Ooh! Here he comes!
Crush: *Opens mouth to speak*
Crush: Can I borrow a pencil?
Me: *Repeatedly tries to knock myself unconscious with a textbook*